10 December 2008

Dear Mr. President

Two weeks ago, we detained a real bad dude. This wasn't the village idiot who can't make it as a farmer. Oh no, this one was special. This one just loved to kill Americans. He only bought the high end weapons which increased his chances of shooting down helicopters. This one had followers too.

This man was so bad that his followers planned to kill us in retailiation. Homeboy was so bad that I was unable send all of my reports on him in an e-mail because the "File was too Large." This guy was one for the books.

So why then, Mr. President, is this man back in our little detainment cell tonight? Why am I looking at his ugly mug again? Why have we been ordered to release him tomorrow. Because of some contingency in the SOFA Agreement? You have got to be kidding me. You're going to tell me that some Iraqi judge didn't think we had enough evidence to put him in a cold dark place for life? Really? He must not be too concerned with our new friend walking on his streets. Why should I give a fuck? I'll tell you why. This dude is going to attack us again just like he said he would. He will attack us until he can't do it anymore, just like he promised.

It's time to go home.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOW YOURE FUKIN TALKIN.

Charles The Crusader! said...

Hey man, can't you take him out back and shoot him in the head, then dump his body on the street somewhere (like they do) to serve as a warning about fucking with the US!?!....If not then you are right, its time to pack up and leave and let these animals slaughter each other!!!! - Charles

Anonymous said...

AMEN to that charles !!! MOMMA D.